Comments on: Garden Snail

By: 8cake

8cake — Wed, 19 Aug 2009 14:34:02 +0000

That was the best snail blog I’ve ever read =P Really amusing!! Your writing is lovely.

By: Joy

Joy — Sat, 07 Feb 2009 08:38:00 +0000

I don’t believe in Evolution, unless Evolution is a Thing with a big brain.

By: Ben

Ben — Thu, 15 Jan 2009 05:40:26 +0000

I could never see myself eating something that propels itself with snot.

By: Gary

Gary — Sat, 10 Jan 2009 07:36:14 +0000

And what do you suppose Evolution’s excuse was when it located the snail’s anus directly above its head? Absinthe laced with LSD, perhaps?

By: scone

scone — Fri, 09 Jan 2009 02:05:39 +0000

http://craftastrophe.net/2009/01/snail-cozy/

an extra credit project that may just raise the Garden Snail in your life to a passing grade

By: Lainie (Fitness Fig)

Lainie (Fitness Fig) — Thu, 08 Jan 2009 03:57:20 +0000

My favorite line: “The DNA blueprints for even the finest snot propulsions systems are so ridiculous that most ribosomes simply refuse to translate them into proteins.”

Classic.

By: lareigna

lareigna — Thu, 08 Jan 2009 02:47:15 +0000

I love these reviews so, so much. The characterization of Evolution seems extremely accurate, particularly the champagne-throwing bit. I totally think that Evolution would throw champagne in the face of an impertinent questioner.

By: deflowerd

deflowerd — Tue, 06 Jan 2009 01:28:47 +0000

That was great, probably your best structured and best written one yet. I guess cause it had the Evolution story to drive it.

Also, me laugh.

(I really had to end on a non-wordy note)