What about pandas being cute and fuzzy? Doesn’t that count for something? Besides, don’t they eat healthily — I know some homo sapiens who should follow that diet (self not included, of course). I say we move their grade up to at least passing — like a C.
Although the review on the fly was spot on — pretty much everything else in this blog offends me on every level. I’ll probably have to sue someone. And Kudos to An-emalz-haterz for using the word piss in his response.
Every other bear has the decency to at least ackowledge its species in its name (although it is a bit redundant seeing that the grizzly doesn’t really need to remind anyone that it’s a fucking bear, plus they aren’t really the most imaginative ones going, yeah you’re brown, we get it, we see in colour you know) but oh no not the Panda who has given itself a moniker that is the bear equivalent of Francis or Julian… wait a minute… didn’t you say male Pandas have no interest in mating with female Pandas… I think I’ve figured this one out…
(incase you didn’t notice I’m implying they are all gay, not that there’s anything wrong with it)
if i was more successful in life, i would no doubt award you whatever honor or prestigious title it was in my power to grant. that not being the case shouldn’t stop you from continuing your groundbreaking work. thank you.
I have no idea how I landed on this site (too many tabs open HELPME) but, “Photo credit: Uhura?” One small caption – and one snort-laugh – later, and I’m hooked.
Possibly the greatest interweb site of all time! However, I will not deem it the greatest until there is a review of the dik dik (one of the most hilarious animals of all time).
Zounds, I hate monkeys. Thank you for grading them with a C. Although I would have gone with F-.
This is one of the funniest blogs I’ve ever seen. Well-written, too — a rarity!
Anyway, you had me at pandas.
Also? Panda moms are the WORST moms ever. Many utterly reject their own babies (gross, pink, squalling things that they are). Then, because of their lame food issues, moms leave the poor, pathetic spawn alone and completely defenseless for several hours at a time. “Here, leopard, I left you a snack!”
omg omg omg. i totally love animals. also, i love to laugh. therefore, i find your site (skipped through pajiba) sooooooooooooooooooo…alright/kinda ok!
A disc-like, three cell type microscopic organism with no organ structure. Not actually a precursor to the sponge, but a very devolved descendant of some invertebrate. I recommend you get on it.
That and the chickadee. Because chickadees are awesome.
I just stumbled upon this site looking for a photo of a cardinal to show my English friend, but didn’t read it until later, when I went to close the window. How hilarious! Well done. I’m still laughing. Definitely a bookmarkable site.
This is one of my favorite websites. Really terrific, hilarious stuff. I’m happy to see that some people still value internet writing that’s more than one unpunctuated sentence long. Congratulations on the book deal, and keep up the good work!
26 responses so far ↓
An-emalz-haterz // May 5, 2008 at 3:43 am |
Truly genius. It really is. We love it. Piss in your pants funny – and so true.
Emily Maher // May 5, 2008 at 2:44 pm |
What about pandas being cute and fuzzy? Doesn’t that count for something? Besides, don’t they eat healthily — I know some homo sapiens who should follow that diet (self not included, of course). I say we move their grade up to at least passing — like a C.
Whirly Bird // May 22, 2008 at 3:48 pm |
Although the review on the fly was spot on — pretty much everything else in this blog offends me on every level. I’ll probably have to sue someone. And Kudos to An-emalz-haterz for using the word piss in his response.
Martina // June 4, 2008 at 10:41 pm |
Everyone knows that bears are by far the greatest animals of all. Thoughts?
Colombo // June 5, 2008 at 9:25 am |
Every other bear has the decency to at least ackowledge its species in its name (although it is a bit redundant seeing that the grizzly doesn’t really need to remind anyone that it’s a fucking bear, plus they aren’t really the most imaginative ones going, yeah you’re brown, we get it, we see in colour you know) but oh no not the Panda who has given itself a moniker that is the bear equivalent of Francis or Julian… wait a minute… didn’t you say male Pandas have no interest in mating with female Pandas… I think I’ve figured this one out…
(incase you didn’t notice I’m implying they are all gay, not that there’s anything wrong with it)
Colombo // June 5, 2008 at 9:36 am |
Oh and any plans for an RRS feed?
Ally // June 5, 2008 at 4:08 pm |
Emily, pandas are not even cute. At all. Grow up!
Colombo // June 6, 2008 at 11:28 am |
Arrrghhhh I did not see the link to the feed…
Buck Frain // June 17, 2008 at 12:00 pm |
I love this blog. The sense of humour and writing style are top-notch. I only read the most recent two posts but I’ll be back to read the rest.
Very cool!
robin // July 9, 2008 at 5:53 pm |
are you the same animal review who used to publish actual magazine-type objects in the 90s? (i.e. print version of Animal Review)
colin // July 10, 2008 at 7:10 am |
if i was more successful in life, i would no doubt award you whatever honor or prestigious title it was in my power to grant. that not being the case shouldn’t stop you from continuing your groundbreaking work. thank you.
Lesley // July 13, 2008 at 3:49 am |
I have no idea how I landed on this site (too many tabs open HELPME) but, “Photo credit: Uhura?” One small caption – and one snort-laugh – later, and I’m hooked.
me // July 29, 2008 at 3:38 pm |
this site is all kinds of biodiverse comedic awesomeness!
snuffalufagus // July 29, 2008 at 4:12 pm |
Possibly the greatest interweb site of all time! However, I will not deem it the greatest until there is a review of the dik dik (one of the most hilarious animals of all time).
Gina // July 29, 2008 at 7:40 pm |
Zounds, I hate monkeys. Thank you for grading them with a C. Although I would have gone with F-.
This is one of the funniest blogs I’ve ever seen. Well-written, too — a rarity!
Anyway, you had me at pandas.
Also? Panda moms are the WORST moms ever. Many utterly reject their own babies (gross, pink, squalling things that they are). Then, because of their lame food issues, moms leave the poor, pathetic spawn alone and completely defenseless for several hours at a time. “Here, leopard, I left you a snack!”
Thanks, panda mom. Sheesh.
artemis // August 14, 2008 at 3:42 am |
omg omg omg. i totally love animals. also, i love to laugh. therefore, i find your site (skipped through pajiba) sooooooooooooooooooo…alright/kinda ok!
NF // August 28, 2008 at 3:52 am |
Trichoplax adhaerens
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trichoplax
A disc-like, three cell type microscopic organism with no organ structure. Not actually a precursor to the sponge, but a very devolved descendant of some invertebrate. I recommend you get on it.
That and the chickadee. Because chickadees are awesome.
David // November 6, 2008 at 6:36 pm |
This is the greatest best web site I’ve seen in a while. I will be back for more.
Fastidious // November 24, 2008 at 3:23 pm |
HILARIOUS! I’ll be back for more!
Matt // January 6, 2009 at 2:26 am |
I must say: your site is terrific. All my friends love it: keep up the good work!!
flickster1 // February 4, 2009 at 12:33 pm |
You really made me crack up with your Cardinals review – very funny, very classy. Kepp it up!
Marque // February 12, 2009 at 5:35 pm |
Can we get a koala review? I have a co-worker who refuses to believe that koalas can be fierce. This site has improved so many days for me.
Christine // May 1, 2009 at 11:29 am |
I just stumbled upon this site looking for a photo of a cardinal to show my English friend, but didn’t read it until later, when I went to close the window. How hilarious! Well done. I’m still laughing. Definitely a bookmarkable site.
Nicholas // July 10, 2009 at 6:03 pm |
This is one of my favorite websites. Really terrific, hilarious stuff. I’m happy to see that some people still value internet writing that’s more than one unpunctuated sentence long. Congratulations on the book deal, and keep up the good work!
Sarah // September 28, 2009 at 4:23 pm |
I miss animal review
Patrick // October 21, 2009 at 7:13 pm |
I would like to know about the author, and if he/she has any related scientific background.