Been waiting on a review of a seemingly pathetic animal like amoebas?
Waiting to see amoebas get torn apart on Animal Review?
If so, you’re not alone. Literally millions of readers have written in to request a review of amoebas.
Here’s the thing: this is an animal review, and amoebas aren’t animals.
They’re protists (Kingdom Protista). Totally different kingdom from Animalia.
So everyone calm down.
Not an animal. Sorry dude.
Also – rumors around the blogosphere of a soon-to-be-launched Protist Review are completely untrue. There is no Protist Review, nor plans of any kind for one.
PROTIST REVIEW GRADE: A+++++!!!