Amoebas

Been waiting on a review of a seemingly pathetic animal like amoebas?

Waiting to see amoebas get torn apart on Animal Review?

If so, you’re not alone. Literally millions of readers have written in to request a review of amoebas.

Here’s the thing: this is an animal review, and amoebas aren’t animals.

They’re protists (Kingdom Protista). Totally different kingdom from Animalia.

So everyone calm down.

Not an animal. Sorry dude.

Also – rumors around the blogosphere of a soon-to-be-launched Protist Review are completely untrue. There is no Protist Review, nor plans of any kind for one.

GRADE: N/A

PROTIST REVIEW GRADE: A+++++!!!

2 responses to “Amoebas

  1. As the parent of an amoeba, I resent the implications and outright falsehoods in your review. When my attorney returns from her travels, you will hear from her, too!

  2. Somehow i missed the point. Probably lost in translation🙂 Anyway … nice blog to visit.

    cheers, Shmear.

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s